His Lips are on the Trumpet
The wife of a local a pastor was driving in Winchester recently and saw a male hitch-hiker. While not inclined to pick him up, she drove past him, but was convicted to give him a ride. So she turned around and picked him up. They drove together for a while making small talk when the hitch-hiker exclaimed “His lips are on the trumpet”. When she turned to look at him he had totally disappeared. Naturally she freaked out and called the police on her cell phone. The police operator said that this was the third time this type of incident had been reported. Are you ready?